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K\u0101 es ar 6. tramvaju braucu<\/strong><\/h5>\nDarb\u012bgam un akt\u012bvam cilv\u0113kam, t\u0101dam k\u0101 es, visai bie\u017ei gad\u0101s r\u012bta kafiju malkot nevis m\u0101j\u0101s, bet viet\u0101, kur to aizvedis iepriek\u0161\u0113j\u0101s dienas lieliskais vakars. Ja j\u016bs saprotiet, ko es ar to dom\u0101ju\u2026<\/p>\n
T\u0101 nu vienu r\u012btu, padz\u0113ris kafiju, atvad\u012bjies no viesm\u012bl\u012bg\u0101s namam\u0101tes un izniris uz ielas, konstat\u0113ju, ka esmu kaut kur \u201eJuglas centra\u201d apvid\u016b. Zin\u0101t\u0101ji nojau\u0161, ka runa nav par Juglas centru, bet veikalu pa\u0161\u0101 Juglas un R\u012bgas nomal\u0113. Nosaukums \u201eLauku bode\u201d tam lab\u0101k piest\u0101v\u0113tu. Bet pie velna veikalu! Ne tas bija mans m\u0113r\u0137is. P\u0101rredzam\u0101 laika posm\u0101 vajadz\u0113ja nok\u013c\u016bt l\u012bdz LMT b\u016bdai pie VEF kult\u016bras nama.<\/p>\n
Samekl\u0113ju 6.tramvaja galapunktu un priec\u012bgs konstat\u0113ju, ka viens laipni atv\u0113ries skritu\u013cdzelzis tur jau st\u0101v. Pieliku soli un \u2013 cibric! \u2013 k\u0101 t\u0101ds Lieldienu za\u0137\u012btis iek\u0161\u0101 biju.<\/p>\n
Ar to \u0161o st\u0101stu var\u0113tu beigt, ta\u010du n\u0113 \u2013 nevar!<\/p>\n
T\u0101tad, iek\u0101pju tramvaj\u0101 un dodos uz \u0161ofer\u012b\u0161a kab\u012bni p\u0113c bi\u013cetes. Kab\u012bne va\u013c\u0101 un jau pa gabalu j\u016btams labs, sp\u0113cino\u0161s peregara aroms. Iek\u0161\u0101 s\u0113\u017e krietni veca beibe un smo\u013c\u012b tipisku kontrabandas kamieli. Paskandinu plaukst\u0101 iepriek\u0161 sagatavotos sant\u012bmus, lai piev\u0113rstu d\u0101mas uzman\u012bbu.<\/p>\n
-J\u016bs ko? Neredzat? Man ir p\u0101rtraukums, \u2013 beibe, nezaud\u0113jot ne kripatas miera un pa\u0161cie\u0146as, no\u010derkst.<\/p>\n
-Neredzu. Un kad tas beigsies?<\/p>\n
-A, kad s\u0101ksim braukt, tad ar\u012b beigsies.<\/p>\n
Nu, okei! Pagaid\u012bsim. Katram gad\u012bjumam palieku turpat vien kab\u012bnes tuvum\u0101, att\u0101lin\u0101jies tikai tik daudz, lai nenosmaktu. Par laimi pa durv\u012bm n\u0101k svaigs r\u012bta dzestrums.<\/p>\n
Beigusi k\u016bpin\u0101t, vecene v\u0113l br\u012bdi paknos\u0101s ap sav\u0101m panck\u0101m, tad nospie\u017e pogas. Tramvaja durvis aizbl\u012bk\u0161\u0137in\u0101s un s\u0101kas dragreiss. Var\u0113tu dom\u0101t, ka visi Juglas dievi mums dzenas paka\u013c.<\/p>\n
Sp\u012bt\u0113jot piecus metrus augstiem s\u0101nvi\u013c\u0146iem, streipu\u013coju pie arvien atv\u0113rt\u0101s kab\u012bnes un stiepju savus sant\u012bmus.<\/p>\n
-J\u016bs ko? Neredzat? Es braucu.<\/p>\n
-T\u0101tad p\u0101rtraukums laikam beidzies, n\u0113?<\/p>\n
-A ko j\u016bs ar saviem sant\u012bmiem te lienat visi?<\/p>\n
-Bi\u013cetes p\u0113rkam.<\/p>\n
-J\u016bs ko? Neredzat? Man transporta l\u012bdzeklis j\u0101vada. J\u016bs man trauc\u0113jat.<\/p>\n
Ak, j\u0101! Sabiedrisk\u0101 transporta vad\u012bt\u0101ja uzman\u012bbu nedr\u012bkst nov\u0113rst ne ar run\u0101m, ne darbiem. Noteikumi. K\u0101 gan es var\u0113ju piemirst?<\/p>\n
Aizveros un palieku gaid\u0101m n\u0101kamo pieturu. Beibe gan nedom\u0101 v\u0113rties ciet, t\u0101d\u0113\u013c visu ce\u013cu n\u0101kas klaus\u012bties, cik pazemota un aizskarta sav\u0101s smalk\u0101kaj\u0101s vibr\u0101cij\u0101s \u0161\u012b ir, kad \u201evis\u0101di te\u201d vi\u0146ai b\u0101\u017eas virs\u016b ar \u201esaviem sant\u012bmiem\u201d un trauc\u0113 c\u0113li glis\u0113t pa slie\u017eu ce\u013ciem ar \u201estulbo tautu\u201d pieb\u0101zto elektrolaineri. Un t\u0101d\u0101 gar\u0101. No miera un pa\u0161cie\u0146as vairs ne v\u0113sts.<\/p>\n
\u012asinot laiku, nop\u0113tu \u201estulbo tautu\u201d patuk\u0161aj\u0101 vagon\u0101. Parast\u0101 r\u012bta publika. Ar diviem iz\u0146\u0113mumiem.<\/p>\n
Pirmais, ac\u012bs uzreiz kr\u012bto\u0161ais subjekts \u2013 b\u013citkot\u0101js ar milz\u012bgu kasti un draud\u012bga izskata ledus bori. Ko dara b\u013citkot\u0101js r\u012bta agrum\u0101 no Juglas prom brauco\u0161\u0101 tramvaj\u0101, nezinu. Iesp\u0113jams, to pa\u0161u, ko es \u2013 dodas no satur\u012bgiem ciemiem. Vismaz vi\u0146a miegain\u012bba liek par to dom\u0101t.<\/p>\n
Otrs indiv\u012bds gr\u016bt\u0101k paman\u0101ms, jo izskat\u0101s p\u0113c parasta ve\u010da. Ne liels, ne mazs, ne ciets, ne m\u012bksts \u2013 glu\u017ei k\u0101 \u201eDormeo\u201d matracis. Lab\u0101kais apz\u012bm\u0113t\u0101js b\u016btu \u201ekonkr\u0113ts\u201d. Konkr\u0113ts vecis uz piecdesmit un se\u0161desmit gadu robe\u017eas. No visiem p\u0101r\u0113jiem t\u0101diem ve\u010diem vi\u0146u at\u0161\u0137ir gr\u0101mata, ko tas lasa: \u201eOj\u0101rs V\u0101cietis. Aiz simt\u0101s sl\u0101pes.\u201d.<\/p>\n
\u201eAiz simt\u0101s sl\u0101pes s\u0101kas mir\u0101\u017ea,<\/p>\n
Aiz devi\u0146desmit dev\u012bt\u0101s,<\/p>\n
Ja tu tik labi proti skait\u012bt\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Un t\u0101d\u0101 gar\u0101. V\u0113sturisks, \u0161\u0137iet, septi\u0146desmito gadu izdevums.<\/p>\n
Tramvajs tikm\u0113r sasniedzis n\u0101kamo pieturu un, glu\u017ei k\u0101 atsities pret neredzamu barjeru, strauji apst\u0101jas. Ac\u012bmredzot Juglas dievu gar\u0101 roka to beidzot notv\u0113rusi.<\/p>\n
-Bi\u013cet\u012bti! \u2013 pastiepis s\u012bknaudu, pieprasu.<\/p>\n
Beibe aprauj savu muldamo, nikni saskaita sant\u012bmus un izdruk\u0101 varenu bi\u013ceti.<\/p>\n
Nu, re! Beidzot atkal varu ar t\u012bru sirdsapzi\u0146u l\u016bkoties ac\u012bs l\u012bdzpilso\u0146iem \u2013 man ir bi\u013cete, nevis es k\u0101ds za\u0137is, vai zin!<\/p>\n
Pasa\u017eieri sak\u0101pj un Juglas dievi \u013cauj tramvajam va\u013cu. Tas aiztraucas k\u0101 no lingas palaists un es ielidoju tie\u0161i ciet\u0101 be\u0146\u0137\u012b. Par laimi ar m\u012bkstumu pa priek\u0161u, t\u0101tad, varu uzskat\u012bt, ka esmu strauji aps\u0113din\u0101ts. Lai t\u0101 ar\u012b b\u016btu!<\/p>\n
L\u016bk, ar\u012b \u0161\u012b b\u016btu laba vieta st\u0101sta beig\u0161anai. Bet kas tev deva?<\/p>\n
N\u0101kamaj\u0101 pietur\u0101 iek\u0101pj sprigana mei\u010da ar t\u0101lruni rok\u0101 un, nep\u0101rtraucot run\u0101t, v\u0113l pirms k\u0101rt\u0113j\u0101 starta pa\u0101trin\u0101juma veiksm\u012bgi iek\u0101rtojas br\u012bv\u0101 s\u0113dekl\u012b.<\/p>\n
Nav labi noklaus\u012bties sve\u0161as sarunas, ta\u010du gr\u016bti nepiev\u0113rst uzman\u012bbu mei\u010dai, kas starodama k\u0101 pavasara saule, kl\u0101sta visai pasaulei (un pie reizes ar\u012b draudzenei trubas otr\u0101 gal\u0101) par to, ka vi\u0146ai beidzot izdevies uz\u010dur\u0101t divas str\u012bpas uz \u010dur\u0101jampap\u012bra un ka nu noteikti b\u016b\u0161ot b\u0113bis ar bedr\u012bti zod\u0101 k\u0101 t\u0113vam un za\u013c\u0101m ac\u012bm k\u0101 m\u0101tei.<\/p>\n
Peregara, sviedru un net\u012brumu dvingas pies\u016bcin\u0101tais vagons piepe\u0161i liekas zeltainas gaismas pieliets un svaigs k\u0101 za\u013ca p\u013cava ar priek\u0101 l\u0113k\u0101jo\u0161iem te\u013ciem. R\u012bta n\u012bgrums pasa\u017eieros nemanot izzudis un daudzi pat nevi\u013cus smaida.<\/p>\n
Tramvajs pabrauc gar\u0101m z\u012bm\u012bgajai vietai, kur sarkano \u0137ie\u0123e\u013cu b\u016bve ar lielu, baltu uzrakstu \u201e\u0160AUTUVE\u201d papildin\u0101ta ar nor\u0101di \u201eDiennakts veterin\u0101rie pakalpojumi.\u201d, un pusce\u013c\u0101 pirms Sporta Akad\u0113mijas pieturas apst\u0101jas. Dom\u0101jams esam sasniegu\u0161i robe\u017eu, kur Juglas dievu protektor\u0101ts beidzas un s\u0101kas Teikas\u2013Alfas kagan\u0101ts.<\/p>\n
\u0160aj\u0101 viet\u0101 tie\u0161\u0101m ir liela v\u0113lme st\u0101stu beigt, tom\u0113r n\u0101ksies vien st\u0101st\u012bt l\u012bdz galam.<\/p>\n
Un t\u0101 \u2013 tramvajs apst\u0101jas, durvis atveras un vagon\u0101 katrs no sava gala ielien divi v\u012bre\u013ci net\u012bri zilos fren\u010dos ar za\u013c\u012bg\u0101m atstarojo\u0161\u0101m vest\u0113m pa virsu un \u0161\u0146or\u0113s kakl\u0101 iek\u0101rt\u0101m lamin\u0113t\u0101m apliec\u012bb\u0101m. Draud\u012bgi vicinot milz\u012bgus kalkulatorus, vi\u0146i pieprasa uzr\u0101d\u012bt, kas nu kam ir ko uzr\u0101d\u012bt.<\/p>\n
Sauli aizsedz m\u0101konis. Mei\u010da p\u0113k\u0161\u0146i atceras, ka aizgr\u0101bt\u012bb\u0101 palaidusi gar\u0101m svar\u012bgo m\u0113ne\u0161kartes p\u012bk\u0161\u0137in\u0101\u0161anas ritu\u0101lu. Steidz\u012bgi aizklabin\u0101jusi savu samsungu ar v\u0101rdiem: \u201eV\u0113l\u0101k p\u0101rzvan\u012b\u0161u!\u201d, vi\u0146a \u0137er p\u0113c zil\u0101s kartes un stiepjas pie tuv\u0101k\u0101 p\u012b-apar\u0101ta, bet nekas nesan\u0101k – tas palai\u017e garo, noliedzo\u0161o \u201ep\u012b-\u012b\u201d k\u0101 t\u0101du peles purk\u0161\u0137i un viss.<\/p>\n
T\u016bda\u013c kl\u0101t ir ar\u012b s\u012bks, aplupis kverplis ar lielo kalkulatoru.<\/p>\n
-\u0100! Nepasp\u0113j\u0101m, ko? \u2013 \u0160is priec\u012bgi d\u016bdo, – B\u016bs sodi\u0146\u0161 j\u0101maks\u0101 \u2013 pieci lati!<\/p>\n
-Bet man ir m\u0113ne\u0161bi\u013cete! \u2013 Mei\u010da m\u0113\u0123ina apel\u0113t pie sapr\u0101ta un sirdsapzi\u0146as, – Es tikai aizmirsu to nop\u012bkstin\u0101t.<\/p>\n
-Mani tas neinteres\u0113. Iek\u0101pjot transport\u0101, e-talons ir j\u0101valid\u0113, pret\u0113j\u0101 gad\u012bjum\u0101 tas tiek uzskat\u012bts par neder\u012bgu. – Kverplis nodeklam\u0113 k\u0101 t\u0101ds skolmeistars.<\/p>\n
He, paskat! Kur\u0161 iem\u0101c\u012bjis de\u0123ener\u0101tam t\u0101dus sve\u0161v\u0101rdus un saliktus teikumus? Tad jau tie\u0161\u0101m dr\u012bz m\u0113rka\u0137i par advok\u0101tiem str\u0101d\u0101s.<\/p>\n
-Nu, bet \u013caujiet ta\u010du man va\u2026 Valid\u0113t! \u2013 Mei\u010da l\u016bdzas.<\/p>\n
-Vai nu uzr\u0101diet der\u012bgu bi\u013ceti, vai maks\u0101jiet sodu!<\/p>\n
-\u0160\u012b ir der\u012bga bi\u013cete. \u2013 Saka mei\u010da un stiepj savu zilo karti kontrolierim.<\/p>\n
Tas pa\u0146em karti, no\u0161\u013c\u016bcina gar savu kalkulatoru un ieb\u0101\u017e kabat\u0101.<\/p>\n
-Bi\u013cete ir neder\u012bga. Maks\u0101jiet sodu!<\/p>\n
-Atdodiet manu m\u0113ne\u0161bi\u013ceti, es par to \u010detrpadsmit latus samaks\u0101ju.<\/p>\n
-Maks\u0101sim sodu vai tais\u012bsim te\u0101tri?<\/p>\n
-T\u0101 ir mana karte!<\/p>\n
-Jums \u010deks ir?<\/p>\n
-K\u0101ds v\u0113l \u010deks?<\/p>\n
-Ka t\u0101 ir j\u016bsu bi\u013cete.<\/p>\n
\u0160aj\u0101 punkt\u0101 man piegrie\u017eas.<\/p>\n
-Varb\u016bt vi\u0146ai tev v\u0113l dzim\u0161anas apliec\u012bbu uzr\u0101d\u012bt un ginekologa izzi\u0146u? \u2013 v\u0113r\u0161os pie kverp\u013ca.<\/p>\n
-Koa?<\/p>\n
-Tev pa\u0161am ir narkologa un psihdispancera izzi\u0146a? Vismaz vidusskolas atest\u0101tu esi sp\u0113j\u012bgs uzrad\u012bt?<\/p>\n
-Turi muti! \u2013 kverplis cen\u0161as b\u016bt aspr\u0101t\u012bgs, t\u0113lojot deput\u0101tu L\u012bdaku, un tad uzb\u013cauj mei\u010dai, – K\u0101piet \u0101r\u0101! Tur parun\u0101sim.<\/p>\n
-Nekur es nek\u0101p\u0161u! Atdodiet manu karti!<\/p>\n
-To m\u0113s redz\u0113sim! \u2013 draud\u012bgi noskalda kverplis un rauj mei\u010du aiz piedurknes. M\u0113te\u013ca padus\u0113 izveidojas plaisa.<\/p>\n
Pagr\u016b\u017eu kret\u012bnu mal\u0101 un aizst\u0101jos mei\u010dai priek\u0161\u0101.<\/p>\n
-Pirms \u0137erst\u012bties gar beib\u0113m tramvajos, uzr\u0101di venerologa izzi\u0146u. Ja nevari, ej bu\u010doties ar to tur,-Nor\u0101du uz vad\u012bt\u0101ja kab\u012bnes pusi, -Tai der\u0113s ar\u012b t\u0101ds de\u0123\u012btis k\u0101 tu.<\/p>\n
Gari nerun\u0101jot, kverplis velk man pa degunu un pats saviebjas s\u0101p\u0113s. Kam\u0113r apsveru, k\u0101du iespaidu uz manu karjeru atst\u0101s kontroliera piekau\u0161ana, \u0161is jau atv\u0113z\u0113jies ar otru roku. Kam\u0113r liecos uz s\u0101niem, lai izvair\u012btos no sitiena, man no mugurpuses gar\u0101m aiz\u0161aujas zibens.<\/p>\n
N\u0113, ne jau zibens. Tas ir \u201ekonkr\u0113tais\u201d vecis, dzejas m\u012b\u013cot\u0101js. Neticam\u0101 \u0101trum\u0101 vi\u0146\u0161 iznirst man l\u012bdz\u0101s un ar lielisku taisno \u201edivnieci\u0146u\u201d aizlidina kverpli tie\u0161i turp, kur tiku to s\u016bt\u012bjis \u2013 uz vad\u012bt\u0101ja kab\u012bni. Ar muguru pret to atsities, kontrolieris l\u0113nam no\u0161\u013c\u016bk gar sienu, l\u012bdz vi\u0146a smaguma centrs atduras gr\u012bd\u0101.<\/p>\n
\u0160aj\u0101 laik\u0101 uzradies jauns tusi\u0146a dal\u012bbnieks – pa vid\u0113j\u0101m durv\u012bm k\u0101pj v\u0113l viens m\u016bl\u0101ps zil\u0101 frenc\u012b, bet bez sp\u012bd\u012bg\u0101s vestes un apliec\u012bbas. P\u0113c paskata izbijis c\u012bkstonis, t\u0101ds ap metrs devi\u0146desmit. \u013bodz\u012bdams p\u0101rm\u0113r\u012bg\u0101s masas deform\u0113tos kaulus un loc\u012btavas vi\u0146\u0161 tusn\u012b notikumu epicentra virzien\u0101.<\/p>\n
Nu ir aub\u0113! Vagon\u0101 vi\u0146i ir tr\u012bs un \u0101r\u0101 otra trijotne ros\u0101s gar pusaudzi no aizmugur\u0113j\u0101 vagona. Izgriezu\u0161i t\u0101 dr\u0113b\u0113m visas kabatas uz \u0101ru gr\u0101bj lauk\u0101 s\u012bknaudu un st\u016b\u0137\u0113 sav\u0101s kabat\u0101s. Divat\u0101 pret se\u0161iem nav daudz izred\u017eu.<\/p>\n
Divat\u0101 nav. Bet, ja talk\u0101 n\u0101k visi Juglas dievi\u2026<\/p>\n
B\u013citkot\u0101ja ledus boris \u0146em un nog\u0101\u017eas \u0161\u0137\u0113rs\u0101m vagonam. Nesakiet, ka meistar\u012bbu nevar nodzert! Tusnis aiz\u0137eras, pakl\u016bp un lido, rokas izpletis \u201ebezdel\u012bgas\u201d v\u0113zien\u0101. Jaun\u012bb\u0101 noteikti b\u016btu m\u0101c\u0113jis sagrup\u0113ties.<\/p>\n
Dzejas m\u012b\u013cot\u0101js, tverot manu skatienu, paraug\u0101s p\u0101r plecu un pamana m\u016bsu virzien\u0101 plan\u0113jo\u0161o bl\u0101\u0137i.<\/p>\n
Ar\u012b tusnis sa\u0146em labi akcent\u0113tu taisno. Vi\u0146a spai\u0146veid\u012bg\u0101 galva ar smiekl\u012bg\u0101m \u016bs\u0101m atmetas atpaka\u013c, uz mirkli resn\u0101 bezdel\u012bga sastingst gais\u0101 k\u0101 nofotograf\u0113ta un tad d\u0101rdot sa\u013cimst.<\/p>\n
Izr\u0101d\u0101s, tusnim no muguras jo\u0146ojis ar\u012b tre\u0161ais \u0101ksts, un nesp\u0113dams ne izvair\u012bties ne nobremz\u0113t, uzg\u0101\u017eas tam taisni virs\u016b visai divdom\u012bg\u0101 poz\u0101, atsitas ar galvu pret b\u013citkot\u0101ja kastes malu un paliek klusi gu\u013cam.<\/p>\n
-T\u0101! Visiem mier\u0101! \u2013 ar pamat\u012bgu Daugavpils akcentu nokomand\u0113 dzejas m\u012b\u013cot\u0101js, izvelkot no kabatas apliec\u012bbu, -Valsts policija! Majors Golubevs!<\/p>\n
Paskat, vesels policijas majors!<\/p>\n
Iest\u0101jas klusums. Tikai saldais p\u0101r\u012btis uz gr\u012bdas klusi sten un m\u0113\u0123ina kust\u0113ties. Man k\u0101 heteroseksu\u0101lam indiv\u012bdam skats \u0161\u0137iet visai perverss. Labi, ka tramvaj\u0101 nav b\u0113rnu. Pie kab\u012bnes s\u0113do\u0161ais kverplis, ar vienu roku turot asi\u0146aino degunu, otru pastiepj man\u0101 virzien\u0101.<\/p>\n
-Vi\u0146\u0161 man salauza pirkstu.<\/p>\n
Majors Golubevs izvelk mobilo un zvana.<\/p>\n
-Ei, de\u017eurant! Majors Golubevs. Kas mums \u0161odien narjad\u0101?\u2026 Aha\u2026 A kur vi\u0146i ir?\u2026 Aha!\u2026 Tad saki Ko\u013cam, lai grie\u017e uz Br\u012bv\u012bbas ielu. Esmu pie Fizkult\u016bras Instit\u016bta stadiona. Te ir incidents. Lai narjads te b\u016btu p\u0113c min\u016btes! Skaidrs?<\/p>\n
No kab\u012bnes izb\u0101\u017eas vec\u0101s beibes galva.<\/p>\n
-Vai nu k\u0101piet \u0101r\u0101 vai braucam! Man ir grafiks.<\/p>\n
K\u0101 tad. B\u016btu v\u0113l par savu kalend\u0101ru past\u0101st\u012bjusi!<\/p>\n
-T\u016bl\u012bt p\u016bt\u012bsiet alkometra trubi\u0146\u0101! \u2013 Uzb\u013cauj majors.<\/p>\n
Beibes galva bez tekstiem noz\u016bd, kab\u012bnes durvis aizc\u0113rtas.<\/p>\n
Majors uzaicina visus iesaist\u012btos, k\u0101 ar\u012b p\u0101ris lieciniekus, izk\u0101pt. Svin\u012bg\u0101 procesij\u0101 ievainotie un veselie, ieskaitot b\u013citkot\u0101ju ar visu kasti un bori, k\u0101pj no vagona un st\u0101jas pie Sporta Akad\u0113mijas stadiona \u017eoga l\u012bdz\u0101s lielam, melnam sunim, kas ar interesi v\u0113ro visu \u0161o cirku.<\/p>\n
Ieraudz\u012bju\u0161i sasistos biedrus, tr\u012bs otr\u0101 vagona kontrolieri pamet aplaup\u012bto pusaudzi un tuvojas bari\u0146am. Pusaudzis paliek nezi\u0146\u0101 st\u0101vam t\u0101 ar\u012b nesak\u0101rtojis kabatas.<\/p>\n
Iev\u0113roju, ka otr\u0101 trijotne noform\u0113ta l\u012bdz\u012bgi pirmajai \u2013 divi atstarot\u0101ju vest\u0113s ar apliec\u012bb\u0101m, viens bez reg\u0101lij\u0101m, toties ar izteikti krimin\u0101lu fizionomiju.<\/p>\n
Sakum\u0101 jaunpien\u0101c\u0113ji izturas visai agres\u012bvi, bet sapratu\u0161i, ka dar\u012b\u0161ana ar policijas majoru un patru\u013ca jau ce\u013c\u0101, k\u013c\u016bst piezem\u0113t\u0101ki un s\u0101k s\u016bkst\u012bties par agres\u012bvajiem bezbi\u013cetniekiem un t\u0101d\u0101 gar\u0101.<\/p>\n
-Kontrolieriem uzr\u0101d\u012bt dienesta apliec\u012bbas! \u2013 Majors p\u0101rtrauc vi\u0146u nesakar\u012bg\u0101s fant\u0101zijas un, pagriezies pret pusaudzi, -Puika n\u0101c \u0161urp!<\/p>\n
Kam\u0113r puika n\u0101k, \u010detru kontrolieru apliec\u012bbas aizce\u013co pie majora.<\/p>\n
Puika pien\u0101k.<\/p>\n
-Kas tev ar kabat\u0101m? \u2013Jaut\u0101 majors.<\/p>\n
-Vi\u0146i mekl\u0113ja naudu<\/p>\n
. \u2013 Puika pam\u0101j uz kontrolieriem.<\/p>\n
-Daudz atrada?<\/p>\n
-P\u0101ris latus sant\u012bmos\u2026 Un cigaretes.<\/p>\n
-\u010ceku iedeva?<\/p>\n
-N\u0113.<\/p>\n
-T\u0101. Tu paliksi un rakst\u012bsi s\u016bdz\u012bbu.<\/p>\n
-Man skol\u0101 j\u0101b\u016bt.<\/p>\n
-Nebaidies! Aizved\u012bsim.<\/p>\n
Nez no kurienes uz Ropa\u017eu ielas par\u0101d\u0101s policijas busi\u0146\u0161 ar pel\u0113ko str\u012bpu un vizu\u013cojo\u0161u b\u0101kuguni. No t\u0101 izbirst bari\u0146\u0161 policistu un steidz pie mums. Operat\u012bvi gan!<\/p>\n
Divi no \u0161\u0146abdegu\u0146iem, kuri bez apliec\u012bb\u0101m \u2013 tusnis un krimin\u0101lais \u2013 s\u0101k t\u0101 k\u0101 atdal\u012bties no kolekt\u012bva un virz\u0101s prom.<\/p>\n
-J\u016bsu apliec\u012bbas! \u2013 Pieprasa majors.<\/p>\n
-A m\u0113s\u2026 Neesam kontrolieri. \u2013 Skaidro tusnis.<\/p>\n
-M\u0113s tikai pal\u012bdz\u0113j\u0101m. – Piebalso krimin\u0101lais.<\/p>\n
Majors sarauc uzacis. Puika, k\u013cuvis dro\u0161\u0101ks, nor\u0101da uz krimin\u0101lo, -Vi\u0146\u0161 man at\u0146\u0113ma naudu\u2026 Un cigaretes.<\/p>\n
Krimin\u0101lais, sajutis deguma smaku, \u0146em k\u0101jas p\u0101r pleciem, ta\u010du Juglas dievi nerimst jokus dz\u012bt.<\/p>\n
Nemanot piebraucis n\u0101kamais tramvajs. M\u0113\u0123in\u0101dams izvair\u012bties no atbrauku\u0161ajiem policistiem, b\u0113glis jo\u0146o slie\u017eu virzien\u0101 atpaka\u013c pagrieztu galvu un, ietriecies tie\u0161i pirm\u0101 vagona durv\u012bs, sa\u013cimst.<\/p>\n
Tusnis tikm\u0113r peld pret\u0113j\u0101 virzien\u0101, bet iek\u0101pj meln\u0101 su\u0146a svaigi izvietotaj\u0101 m\u012bn\u0101, rupji nolam\u0101jas un p\u016blas nokrat\u012bt trekno pikuci no z\u0101baka. \u0145emoties vi\u0146\u0161 uzmin su\u0146a k\u0101jai. Suns ier\u016bcas un ierauj tusnim zobus bik\u0161u star\u0101, kas l\u0113n\u0101m ar tirk\u0161\u0137i p\u0101rv\u0113r\u0161as elegant\u0101 k\u013co\u0161\u0101.<\/p>\n
Tusnis sper sunim, bet tr\u0101pa ar liela kaulu pret kasti sl\u012bpi atslietajam b\u013citkot\u0101ja ledus borim. Boris lido pa gaisu un ar aso galu ietriecas tie\u0161i riekstos kverplim ar asi\u0146ojo\u0161o degunu. Kverplis pazem\u012bgi kr\u012bt ce\u013cos, bet tusnis, sa\u0137\u0113ris k\u0101ju un vaiman\u0101dams, uz paka\u013cas.<\/p>\n
Tik\u0101m policisti, sav\u0101ku\u0161i krimin\u0101lo, n\u0101k pie mums. Skats, protams, pa rubli: bari\u0146\u0161 pasa\u017eieru, taj\u0101 skait\u0101 mei\u010da ar nopl\u0113sto piedurkni un flegmatiskais b\u013citkot\u0101js, melns suns, tr\u012bs nokaun\u0113ju\u0161ies kontrolieri un v\u0113l divi gar zemi \u2013 viens ar asi\u0146ainu degunu un, iesp\u0113jams, iztec\u0113ju\u0161iem riekstiem, otrs sapl\u0113st\u0101m biks\u0113m viscaur asin\u012bs un su\u0146a m\u0113slos.<\/p>\n
-\u0413\u043b\u044f\u043d\u044c, \u041c\u0438\u0445\u0430\u043b\u044b\u0447, \u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0432\u0437\u044f\u043b\u0438! \u042d\u0442\u043e \u0436\u0435 \u0417\u044e\u0437\u0438\u043a. \u0423\u0436\u0435 \u0433\u043e\u0434 \u043a\u0430\u043a \u0432 \u0440\u043e\u0437\u044b\u0441\u043a\u0435, – Majoram priec\u012bgi zi\u0146o viens no policistiem.<\/p>\n
-\u0412 \u0444\u0443\u0440\u0433\u043e\u043d \u0435\u0433\u043e! \u2013 Tas \u012bsi nokomand\u0113 un, pam\u0101jot kritu\u0161o kontrolieru virzien\u0101, -\u0418 \u0441\u043a\u043e\u0440\u0443\u044e \u0432\u044b\u0437\u043e\u0432\u0438 \u0434\u043b\u044f \u044d\u0442\u0438\u0445 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0434\u0443\u0440\u043a\u043e\u0432! \u0410 \u0443 \u0442\u043e\u043b\u0441\u0442\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0432\u044b\u044f\u0441\u043d\u0438\u0442\u044c \u043b\u0438\u0447\u043d\u043e\u0441\u0442\u044c!<\/p>\n
-\u041f\u043e\u043d\u044f\u043b. \u0410 \u043a\u0442\u043e \u0438\u0445 \u0442\u0430\u043a? \u041c\u0438\u0445\u0430\u043b\u044b\u0447, \u0432\u044b?<\/p>\n
-\u0414\u0430 \u043d\u0435\u0442. \u0412 \u043e\u0431\u0449\u0435\u043c-\u0442\u043e \u0441\u0430\u043c\u0438 \u0441\u0435\u0431\u044f.<\/p>\n
– \u0410 \u043a\u0430\u043a \u043c\u044b \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0432 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0442\u043e\u043a\u043e\u043b \u0437\u0430\u043d\u0435\u0441\u0435\u043c?<\/p>\n
– \u041d\u0435 \u0431\u043e\u0439\u0441\u044f! \u041d\u0430\u043f\u0438\u0448\u0435\u043c.<\/p>\n
Krimin\u0101lo aizved uz busi\u0146u.<\/p>\n
-S\u016bdz\u012bbas rakst\u012bsiet? \u2013 Majors v\u0113r\u0161as pie manis un mei\u010das ar apsk\u0101d\u0113to m\u0113teli.<\/p>\n
T\u0101 k\u0101 neviens nev\u0113las neko rakst\u012bt, \u0101tri tiek noskaidroti visu liecinieku v\u0101rdi, adreses un t\u0101lru\u0146u numuri. Tad visi dr\u012bkst sak\u0101pt atpaka\u013c tramvaj\u0101 un turpin\u0101t ce\u013cu, jo nupat piebrauc jau tre\u0161ais un izveidojas pamat\u012bgs sastr\u0113gums uz slie\u017eu ce\u013ciem.<\/p>\n
Mei\u010da gan aizso\u013co virzien\u0101 uz Juglas pusi, laikam jau \u0161\u016bt savu m\u0113teli, bet p\u0101r\u0113jie turpina ce\u013cu.<\/p>\n
Vai tas ir viss? Gandr\u012bz. Jo\u2026<\/p>\n
D\u017eutas ielas pietur\u0101 iek\u0101pj jauneklis un v\u0113las nopirkt bi\u013ceti. K\u0101ds naivums! Beibei ta\u010du nav ne laika ne ar\u012b, ko no lata izdot. T\u0101 nu vi\u0146\u0161 brauc bez bi\u013cetes, visu laiku trauksmaini l\u016bkodamies apk\u0101rt, l\u012bdz pieripin\u0101m pie VEF kult\u016bras pils. Diez vai Juglas dievu ietekme sniedzas l\u012bdz \u0161im rajonam, t\u0101d\u0113\u013c tveru likteni sav\u0101s rok\u0101s.<\/p>\n
-\u0145em bi\u013ceti! \u2013iespie\u017eu d\u017eekam sauj\u0101 d\u0101rgo pap\u012br\u012bti un izk\u0101pju.<\/p>\n
Ejot p\u0101ri slied\u0113m, ieraugu sabrauktu \u017eurku. V\u0113l viens \u201eR\u012bgas satiksmes\u201d upuris.<\/p>\n
Par piedirst\u0101m biks\u0113m<\/strong><\/h5>\nPaties\u012bb\u0101 jau nenotika nekas smiekl\u012bgs, piln\u012bb\u0101 vesels vecis, \u0146\u0113ma un pielika pilnas bikses pils\u0113tas centr\u0101. Smiekl\u012bg\u0101kais ir tas, k\u0101 tas viss notika\u2026<\/div>\n<\/div>\nEju es pa ielu, nevienu neaiztieku un te man sagrib\u0113j\u0101s vienk\u0101r\u0161i papirst, \u0101r\u0101 mazliet uzsalis, un t\u0101d\u0101 sal\u0101 skaidrs ir tikai viens – \u0101tr\u0101k j\u0101tiek l\u012bdz m\u0101jai, un lieks siltums nekad nemaisa, skaidrs, ka for\u0161i nolaist g\u0101z\u012btes ir katra \u012bsta ve\u010da lieta un ja v\u0113l to var izdar\u012bt ar t\u0101du stilu, ka 16kvm istab\u0101, pat p\u0113c tam sveces dziest no gaisa spiediena izmai\u0146\u0101m tad t\u0101 es pat teiktu ir meistarklase..<\/div>\n<\/div>\nNopirdos\u2026.un jau taj\u0101 pa\u0161\u0101 laik\u0101 sapratu, atbrauc\u0101m\u2026St\u0101vu un dir\u0161u biks\u0113s tie\u0161i ielas vid\u016b\u2026 S\u016bds jau pats lien \u0101r\u0101 un nevienam neprasa at\u013cauju procesa turpin\u0101\u0161anai.<\/div>\n<\/div>\nMani vienm\u0113r ir izbr\u012bnijis fakts, k\u0101p\u0113c kad \u0161\u012b vajadz\u012bba tev uzrodas m\u0101j\u0101s, viss nezin k\u0101p\u0113c notiek proporcion\u0101li uz\u0146emt\u0101s bar\u012bbas daudzumam, atm\u0113r\u0101s tie apm\u0113ram 100 grami autom\u0101tiski, tu filozofisk\u0101 mier\u0101 pabeidz las\u012bt \u017eurn\u0101la virsrakstus, pastiepies p\u0113c tualetes pap\u012bra un pabeidz to procesu ar \u012bsu no\u017e\u0113lu, ka viss tik \u0101tri beidzas un t\u0101 viegluma saj\u016bta, kas p\u0113c tam par\u0101d\u0101s ir ohhh cik miljonu v\u0113rta.<\/div>\n<\/div>\nBet tad kad tu s\u0101c dirst biks\u0113s.\/\u2026.tur vairs ne par k\u0101du proporcionalit\u0101ti runa vairs nevar b\u016bt. Dirsa vienk\u0101r\u0161i un primit\u012bvi stumj to s\u016bdu \u0101r\u0101, turkl\u0101t t\u0101, ka rodas saj\u016bta, ka bez manas piekri\u0161anas piedal\u0101s konkurs\u0101 \u201cizdirsies uz 30 centimetriem un sa\u0146em iPhone par br\u012bvu\u201d\u2026 jaut\u0101jums, nafig manai paka\u013cai iPhone?<\/div>\nPiedirsu p\u0113c maniem apr\u0113\u0137iniem tom\u0113r baigi piekl\u0101j\u012bgi. St\u0101vu a\u017e nosv\u012bdis, pats pils\u0113tas centrs, l\u012bdz m\u0101j\u0101m k\u0101 l\u012bdz Zieme\u013cpolam. St\u0101vu un galv\u0101 m\u0113\u0123inu atrast situ\u0101cijai izeju\u2026 Ar k\u0101j\u0101m iet l\u012bdz m\u0101j\u0101m t\u0101s divas stundas, t\u0101 nav izeja, visa \u0161telle, kas man tagad atrodas biks\u0113s piesals un skaiti, ka tas ir atkal nevajadz\u012bgs piedz\u012bvojums, aps\u0113dos uz soli\u0146a p\u0113cpusei palika uzreiz silt\u0101k\u2026<\/div>\nPiece\u013cos, s\u0101ku iev\u0113rot, ka cilv\u0113ki kaut k\u0101 d\u012bvaini skat\u0101s uz man\u012bm, laikam jau saprata\u2026Un te p\u0113k\u0161\u0146i pa\u0157 man\u012bm non\u0101ca atkl\u0101sme. Ieskrie\u0161u k\u0101d\u0101 padjezd\u0101, ieie\u0161u lift\u0101, tur novilk\u0161u apenes visu v\u0113l saslauc\u012b\u0161u, un lieta dar\u012bta\u2026Dom\u0101ts dar\u012bts\u2026<\/div>\nIeeju es \u201cpodzik\u0101\u201d izsaucu liftu. St\u0101vu, bet tas s\u016bds jau s\u0101cis atdzist, teiksim t\u0101, saj\u016bta nav t\u0101 pat\u012bkam\u0101k\u0101. St\u0101vot sapratu ar\u012b otru \u0161teli, no manis nes t\u0101da smaka, k\u0101 no tonnas s\u016bdu, \u012bsten\u012bb\u0101 v\u0113l vair\u0101k\u2026<\/div>\nIzsauktais lifts tom\u0113r beidzot atbrauc, nospie\u017eu uz podzi\u0146as 14 un jau s\u0101ku ar otru roku pog\u0101t va\u013c\u0101 bikses, kad p\u0113d\u0113j\u0101s tr\u012bs sekund\u0113s, varb\u016bt pat sekund\u0113\u2026lift\u0101 ielido \u013coti smuka jauna blond\u012bne, es pat teiktu \u012bsta \u201ccaca\u201d.<\/div>\n<\/div>\nKauns k\u0101ds, vienk\u0101r\u0161i pidetc\u2026<\/div>\n-Jums uz 14 st\u0101vu, man 13-vi\u0146a noskaita<\/div>\n-Nu ko pien\u0101ksies ar Jums vien braukt.Protams pabrauksimies, es padom\u0101ju, podzi\u0146a tom\u0113r jau nospiesta.<\/div>\nLifts s\u0101ka braukt aug\u0161up, mana mugura nosv\u012bdusi, aus\u012bs troksnis, puls\u0113 pat deni\u0146os, s\u016bds taj\u0101 br\u012bd\u012b jau bija piln\u012bb\u0101 atdzisis. Un dom\u0101ju, ka lift\u0101 smaka k\u013cuva jau pavisam neizturama, jo meitene uz man\u012bm t\u0101 d\u012bvaini paskat\u012bj\u0101s.<\/div>\nUn tas ir pizdetc kaut\u0101ds\u2026.<\/div>\nKaut kur ap st\u0101vu desmito ar slaidu reveransu, no mums atvadoties lift\u0101 pazuda gaisma\u2026.<\/div>\nEs gandr\u012bz apdirsos otro reizi p\u0113c k\u0101rtas\u2026.Lifts iespr\u016bda un apst\u0101j\u0101s starp st\u0101viem\u2026.<\/div>\n-Oj, vai tie\u0161\u0101m lifts iespr\u016bda?!-pajaut\u0101ja meitene.<\/div>\n-Es t\u0101 saprotu, ka j\u0101 \u2013 t\u0101d\u0101 inteli\u0123ent\u0101 Mr.B\u012bna ton\u012bt\u012b meitenei atbildu. Bet tikm\u0113r pats dom\u0101ju, ko man dar\u012bt t\u0101l\u0101k, ar tiem maniem s\u016bdiem un net\u012bro p\u0113cpusi. Un dar\u012bt kaut ko tie\u0161\u0101m vajadz\u0113ja.<\/div>\nUn tam visam v\u0113l piedev\u0101s t\u0101 \u012bpa\u0161i atjaut\u012bg\u0101 b\u016btne nospie\u017e kaut k\u0101du podzi\u0146u lifta panel\u012b un s\u0101k run\u0101ties ar kaut k\u0101du veci\u2026skaidrs, t\u0101 laikam montieru brig\u0101de, un tie t\u016bl\u012bt atbrauks s\u0101ks m\u016bs no lifta \u0101r\u0101 vilkt un jaut\u0101s k\u0101d\u0113\u013c lift\u0101 p\u0113c s\u016bdiem smird, k\u0101 to visu p\u0101rtinu smadzen\u0113s, man v\u0113l vair\u0101k dirst sagrib\u0113j\u0101s\u2026<\/div>\n<\/div>\nLift\u0101 tumsa t\u0101da, ka acis var izskat\u012bt un vienalga neko neredz\u0113si. Un es uzreiz ap\u0137\u0113ru, man tak vajag pa fikso \u0101tri tagad bikses novilkt, p\u0113c tam trusenes, un st\u016br\u012bt\u012b p\u0113c tam nolikt. Kad gaisma atkal par\u0101d\u012bsies, vi\u0146a ap\u017eilbin\u0101ta neko neieraudz\u012bs.<\/div>\nPog\u0101ju va\u013c\u0101 bikses, t\u0101ds aizdom\u012bgs troksnis no man\u0101m darb\u012bb\u0101m rad\u0101s, ka pa\u0161am zos\u0101da uzmet\u0101s.<\/div>\n-Ko J\u016bs tur dar\u0101t?- t\u0101d\u0101 upura aizdomu piln\u0101 bals\u012b vi\u0146a man pajaut\u0101ja.<\/div>\n-Da es neko, iek\u0101rtojos \u0113rt\u0101k, tom\u0113r vienalga gaid\u012bt v\u0113l baigi ilgi-pats tikm\u0113r bises jau gandr\u012bz novilku\u2026<\/div>\nUn kas t\u0101 par smaku?- pavisam jau izbijusies vi\u0146a man pajaut\u0101ja. Es re\u0101li gandr\u012bz vi\u0146ai jau aiz dusm\u0101m izp\u013c\u0101vu- da apdirsies esmu, bet n\u0113 neesmu jau es tik stulbs, – da c\u016bkas t\u0101di piem\u0113slo tagad tos liftus, ka nav pat kur cilv\u0113kiem k\u0101ju spert,- vi\u0146ai atbildu.<\/div>\n<\/div>\nTaj\u0101 br\u012bd\u012b es jau st\u0101v\u0113ju tikai apak\u0161biks\u0113s. Es k\u0101 atkal smadzen\u0113s p\u0101rtinu iesp\u0113jamo scen\u0101riju, ja tagad gaisma p\u0113k\u0161\u0146i atkal par\u0101d\u012bsies, tak vi\u0146a galus atdos taj\u0101 pa\u0161\u0101 sekund\u0113, bet tas man nav vajadz\u012bgs, tom\u0113r ar\u012b apst\u0101ties jau ir par v\u0113lu, j\u0101turpina ies\u0101ktais.<\/div>\nSt\u0101vu tums\u0101 un \u0161tukoju, novilk\u0161u tagad trusenes, smaka b\u016bs vienk\u0101r\u0161i n\u0101v\u0113jo\u0161a, bet nu ko dar\u012bt.<\/div>\n-V\u012brieti, J\u016bs tikai l\u016bdzu nedariet man p\u0101ri- vi\u0146a jau upura tr\u012bco\u0161aj\u0101 bals\u012b iep\u012bkst\u0113j\u0101s.<\/div>\n-J\u016bs pie pilna pr\u0101ta? Es esmu divu b\u0113rnu t\u0113vs, braucu ciemos pie sava pazi\u0146as \u013coti svar\u012bga cilv\u0113ka, k\u0101 j\u016bs visp\u0101r kaut ko t\u0101du var\u0113j\u0101t sav\u0101s smadzen\u0113s iedom\u0101ties?-es p\u0101rliecino\u0161\u0101 bas\u0101 atbildu, bet pats tikm\u0113r m\u0113\u0123inu atl\u012bm\u0113t trusenes no savas p\u0113cpuses.<\/div>\nM\u013c\u0101\u0101\u0101\u0101- k\u0101 tie s\u016bdi paties\u012bb\u0101 smird kad pieliec biks\u0113s, ja J\u016bs to zin\u0101tu.. Vi\u0146i nevis vienk\u0101r\u0161i smird, k\u0101 tualet\u0113, bet t\u0101, ka pat mu\u0161as pielidojot tiem kl\u0101t kr\u012bt bezsama\u0146\u0101 un v\u0113l p\u0113c tam reanim\u0101cij\u0101 ned\u0113\u013cu atg\u016bstas.<\/div>\n<\/div>\nMeitene tom\u0113r sajuta kaut ko nefor\u0161u, un jau s\u0101ka kaut ko atkal klusi\u0146\u0101m murmin\u0101t pie sev\u012bm iespiedusies lifta pret\u0113j\u0101 st\u016br\u012b.<\/div>\n-Nu izbeidz, neaiztik\u0161u es tevi- Bet pats jau apak\u0161bikses esmu no p\u0113cpuses atlipin\u0101jis, un dom\u0101ju, k\u0101 vi\u0146as tagad novilkt, lai k\u0101jas s\u016bdos nenosm\u0113r\u0113tu.<\/div>\n<\/div>\nBeibei no smakas laikam tom\u0113r jumts aizbrauca..<\/div>\n<\/div>\nTu, tu, tu \u2013 vi\u0146a m\u0113\u0123ina kaut k\u0101 ies\u0101kt teikumu.<\/div>\nNu, kas tev ir,saku tev,st\u0101vi mier\u012bga, neviens tevi neaiztiks, piedirsts lifts te ir un viss, laikam esmu iek\u0101pis t\u0101p\u0113c ar\u012b smird. Meitene manupr\u0101t aps\u0113d\u0101s uz lifta gr\u012bdas. Pa\u0161am jau ar\u012b no t\u0101s smakas slikti ir palicis, tom\u0113r ir skaidrs vilcin\u0101ties nedr\u012bkst ne sekundi. \u012as\u0101k sakot, es pieliecos, novilku apak\u0161biksess no vienas k\u0101jas. Uz gr\u012bdas kaut kas ar m\u012bkstu troksni nokrita, p\u0113c maniem apr\u0113\u0137iniem tas var\u0113ja b\u016bt tikai mans s\u016bds, kas izkrita no apen\u0113m.<\/div>\n<\/div>\nMeitenei s\u0101k\u0101s hist\u0113rija\u2026.<\/div>\n<\/div>\nNovilku es apak\u0161bikses ar\u012b no otras k\u0101jas\u2026man, k\u0101 akmens no sirds nov\u0113l\u0101s, pus lieta nodar\u012bta. St\u0101vu ar apen\u0113m rok\u0101s un dom\u0101ju, kur\u0101 st\u016br\u012b t\u0101 maz\u0101 hist\u0113ri\u0137e tup, lai neiemestu vi\u0146ai ar trusen\u0113m pa galvu, bet ar\u012b, lai net\u012b\u0161\u0101m neuzmestu sav\u0101m biks\u0113m. Ieklaus\u012bjos\u2026o, skaidrs s\u0113\u017e tie\u0161i pretim, t\u0101tad vajag mest uz pret\u0113jo pusi\u2026<\/div>\nUn te\u2026n\u0113 nu tas ir pizdetc, k\u0101 man neiet\u2026Iesl\u0113dzas gaisma un lifts uzraiz s\u0101k kust\u0113ties. Kad manas acis atguv\u0101s no ap\u017eilbuma un pierada pie gaismas, es uzreiz sapratu, ar meiteni kaut kas nav k\u0101rt\u012bb\u0101.<\/div>\nAcis vi\u0146ai, k\u0101 15 coll\u012bgie monitori, mute atplesta, rokas p\u0101rkrustotas, un ar muti atdarina t\u0101 k\u0101 to dara zivs, bez ska\u0146as protams\u2026dom\u0101ju n\u0113 nu tas ir v\u0101ks, man no bail\u0113m jumts s\u0101ka braukt prom.<\/div>\n<\/div>\nUn te man visa visa kopaina atkl\u0101j\u0101s..<\/div>\nSt\u0101vu es l\u012bdz jostasvietai kails, viss s\u016bdos. Rok\u0101s trusenes ar s\u016bdiem, un es skatos uz beibi. Vi\u0146a v\u0113l p\u0101rs reizes atv\u0113ra muti un t\u0101 ar\u012b neizdve\u0161ot ne ska\u0146u \u201cizsl\u0113dz\u0101s\u201d.<\/div>\n<\/div>\nViss, atbrauc\u0101m, v\u0113l tikai l\u012b\u0137i man vajadz\u0113ja.<\/div>\nTom\u0113r dom\u0101ju laiku nezaud\u0113t, ar trusen\u0113m p\u0113cpusi un k\u0101jas noslauciju. Uzvilku bikses,st\u0101vu k\u0101 \u012bsts paraugpilsonis un gaidu savu st\u0101vu Uz gr\u012bdas meit\u0113ns, dro\u0161i vien beigts, rok\u0101s apenes ar m\u0113sliem, k\u0101d\u0113\u013c turpin\u0101ju t\u0101s tur\u0113t pats nesaprotu.<\/div>\n<\/div>\nKad lifts beidzot atbrauca, meit\u0113ns t\u0101 ar\u012b pie sama\u0146as nen\u0101ca, tom\u0113r nedr\u012bkst vi\u0146u t\u0101 atst\u0101t , izvilku \u0101r\u0101 k\u0101p\u0146u laukum\u0101, akur\u0101ti paliku savas apak\u0161bikses vi\u0146ai zem galvas, lai neb\u016btu ar galvu pret betonu j\u0101sald\u0113 un \u0101tri muku prom.<\/div>\n<\/div>\nTikai vienu nevar\u0113ju saprast, k\u0101da figa p\u0113c vi\u0146a izbij\u0101s?<\/div>\nJo kad lift\u0101 smird p\u0113c s\u016bdiem, ir skaidrs tikai viens, k\u0101ds no kl\u0101teso\u0161ajiem ir apdirsies\u2026un tur nek\u0101das briesmas dz\u012bv\u012bbai nesaskatu\u2026<\/div>\n<\/div>\nT\u0101das t\u0101s lietas.<\/div>\nPie draudzenes<\/strong><\/h5>\n\nM\u016bsu grup\u0101 m\u0101c\u0101s meitene Anna. Vi\u0146ai lab\u0101k ietu v\u0101rds Malv\u012bne \u2013 lielas, zilas acis, natur\u0101la blond\u012bna, skaista, pareiza fig\u016bra.<\/div>\nKant\u0113jas kl\u0101t visi, bet pagaid\u0101m nevienu nelai\u017e kl\u0101t.<\/div>\nNu vot, pag\u0101ju\u0161aj\u0101 piektdien\u0101 man sagrib\u0113j\u0101s vi\u0146ai uzrakst\u012bt sms. Negaid\u012bti vi\u0146a man atbild\u0113ja. V\u0101rds v\u0101rd\u0101, sarun\u0101j\u0101m satikties kafejn\u012bc\u0101 p\u0113c stundas.<\/div>\n<\/div>\nKafejn\u012bca ir pie vi\u0146as m\u0101j\u0101m, bet man j\u0101brauc caur visu pils\u0113tu. Es \u0101tri \u0123\u0113rbjos, tiri piri, p\u0113k\u0161\u0146i j\u016btu, ka grib\u0101s dirst. Ne tik sp\u0113c\u012bgi, drusci\u0146 tikai\u2026 Bet grib\u0101s. Laika padirst vairs nav. Nu, dom\u0101ju, hu\u013ci, atgriez\u012b\u0161os m\u0101j\u0101s un padirs\u012b\u0161u.<\/div>\n\u0136eru taksi un braucu uz kafejn\u012bcu, pas\u016btu kafiju, v\u0113l kafiju, v\u0113l kafiju, o, Anni\u0146a atn\u0101ca, vi\u0146ai martini, man alu, v\u0113l martini, man alu.<\/div>\nJ\u016btu, ka jau gribu ar\u012b m\u012bzt. Tas ir \u2013 m\u012bzt un dirst, bet ne tik sp\u0113c\u012bgi. Bet te Anni\u0146a saka: \u201cA braucam pie manis, man ome m\u0101j\u0101s baigos gardumus uztais\u012bjusi.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\nVot \u0161aj\u0101 viet\u0101 man vajadz\u0113ja vi\u0146u pas\u016bt\u012bt dirst, bet es nezin\u0101ju, k\u0101 tas viss beigsies. Nu, saku \u2013 davai, ejam! Bet m\u012bzt ta grib\u0101s, dirst ar\u012b, bet ne\u0113rti teikt, tipa, pagaidi, es uz tualeti.<\/div>\nAtbraucam pie vi\u0146as, ome tik jauka, krauj man kotlet\u012btes, sal\u0101ti\u0146us, kompoti\u0146u\u2026 B\u013bA ES DIRST GRIBU\u2026 ES VIENK\u0100R\u0160I NEVARU!!!<\/div>\nM\u012aZT TAGAD GRIB\u0100S V\u0112L VAIR\u0100K. Nu vot, tagad s\u0101k\u0101s. S\u0113\u017eu es ar \u0161\u0137\u012bbu purnu un riju, blakus Anni\u0146a ar savu roci\u0146u man zem galda gl\u0101sta k\u0101ju, a ome s\u0113\u017e un muld.<\/div>\n<\/div>\nEs nevaru piecelties un aiziet uz tualeti, ko man teikt? Piedodiet, b\u013ca, ome, j\u016bsu murgs man zajibal? N\u0113. Un Anni\u0146a k\u0101ju gl\u0101sta.<\/div>\nGl\u0101sta ar t\u0101du saj\u016btu. J\u016btu \u2013 erekcija. B\u013ca, v\u0113l tevis pietr\u016bka.<\/div>\nTagad es gribu m\u012bzt, dirst, bet tam visam kl\u0101t v\u0113l r\u012bks st\u0101v. Ome te p\u0113k\u0161\u0146i at\u010duh\u0146\u012bj\u0101s, ka vi\u0146ai seri\u0101lu j\u0101skat\u0101s, a j\u016bs, b\u0113rni, s\u0113diet. Aiziet prom.<\/div>\nEs vairs nevaru iztur\u0113t, uzvelku smaidu uz sejas un saku Anni\u0146ai, ka vajag uz tualeti. Vi\u0146a \u2013 j\u0101, j\u0101, protams.<\/div>\n<\/div>\nAizskrienu uz tualeti, bet tur\u2026 DIRST, M\u012aZT UN ST\u0100V! AR KO LAI S\u0100K????<\/div>\n1. Nu es pieliecos, cen\u0161os ieb\u0101zt savu stienu tualet\u0113, lai pam\u012bztu. Atsl\u0101binu musku\u013cus un j\u016btu, ka s\u016bdi n\u0101k l\u012bst \u0101r\u0101 no paka\u013cas.<\/div>\n2. STOP! Lab\u0101k aps\u0113d\u012b\u0161os, izdirs\u012b\u0161os, cen\u0161oties neapm\u012bzties. Aps\u0113dos, saspiedu locekli, cen\u0161os dirst un vienlaic\u012bgi s\u0101ku m\u012bzt.<\/div>\n3. STOP! Gandr\u012bz zaud\u0113ju sama\u0146u no dilemmas DIRST-M\u012aZT-STIENIS. S\u0113\u017eot tualet\u0113 centos nolaist r\u012bku starp k\u0101j\u0101m tualet\u0113, bet stienis\u2026 Gandr\u012bz salauzu vi\u0146u. Pa to laiku uz gr\u012bdas jau bija neliela pe\u013c\u0137e. Es pieliecos, lai r\u012bks b\u016btu tualet\u0113, bet paka\u013ca perpendikul\u0101ri tai, dom\u0101ju, ka tr\u0101p\u012b\u0161u. Huj tur bija, nedaudz apdirsu tualeti. Man panika, viss s\u0101p. Gribas dirst, m\u012bzt, st\u0101v pimpis, asaras ac\u012bs un tualet\u0113 jau smird.<\/div>\n4.<\/div>\n5. UN TE P\u0100R MANI N\u0100CA APSKAIDR\u012aBA! Padirst un pam\u012bzt vienlaic\u012bgi var vann\u0101, bet p\u0113c tam visu noskalot!<\/div>\n6. S\u0113\u017eos vann\u0101 un\u2026 padirsu, pam\u012bzu, bet r\u012bks t\u0101 ar\u012b st\u0101v\u2026 Nu labi, lai st\u0101v, vairs netrauc\u0113. Galv\u0101 dzied en\u0123e\u013ci. Ziniet to dziesmu \u2013 aleluja, aleluja?<\/div>\n7. \u0145emu du\u0161u un s\u0101ku skalot s\u016bdus. Bet vi\u0146i netiek cauri, tur, b\u013ca, ir reste. Ar rok\u0101m iegr\u016bst ar\u012b nevaru. Smird ne\u017e\u0113l\u012bgi, vanna piepild\u0113s, s\u016bdi peld.<\/div>\n8. ATKAL PANIKA. Un te p\u0113k\u0161\u0146i klauv\u0113jieni pie durv\u012bm. Anni\u0146as balss: \u201cK\u0101p\u0113c tu iesl\u0113dzi du\u0161u?\u201d B\u013c\u0101, ko atbild\u0113t? \u201cNu es nol\u0113mu ieiet du\u0161\u0101.\u201d \u201cTu gal\u012bgi traks esi? K\u0101p\u0113c? Man om\u012bte ir m\u0101j\u0101s!\u201d Man aptumsoj\u0101s smadzenes un es pateicu: \u201cDom\u0101ju ar seksu nodarboties\u201d \u201cKO???? Es eju iek\u0161\u0101\u201d \u201cL\u016bdzu tevi, neej\u201d Smirdo\u0146ai laikam vajadz\u0113ja nok\u013c\u016bt l\u012bdz durv\u012bm. Anni\u0146a atver durvis un\u2026 tur vnk t\u0101da bilde. St\u0101vu bez apak\u0161biks\u0113m vann\u0101 ar st\u0101vo\u0161u pimpi, ar fek\u0101liju atlikumiem pa visu \u0137ermeni, vanna pilna ar br\u016bnu \u016bdeni, kur\u0101 peld s\u016bdi, gr\u012bda apdirsta un apm\u012bzta. Anni\u0146as kliedzienu es neaizmirs\u012b\u0161u nekad. Es sav\u0101cu savas mantas, izskr\u0113ju koridor\u012b un r\u0101vos uz izejas durv\u012bm. P\u0113d\u0113jais, ko es atceros, t\u0101s bija aptraku\u0161\u0101s omes acis, kas rea\u0123\u0113 uz mazmeitas kliedziena ska\u0146u un puskailu mani s\u016bdos ar st\u0101vo\u0161u pimpi, pingv\u012bna poz\u0101 skrienot pa koridoru uz izejas durv\u012bm. Po\u0123ik\u0101 \u0101tri noslauc\u012bjos ar turpat atrastaj\u0101m av\u012bz\u0113m un braucu uz m\u0101j\u0101m.<\/div>\n<\/div>\nUniversit\u0101t\u0113 nebiju jau tr\u012bs dienas un diez vai tur k\u0101dreiz par\u0101d\u012b\u0161os\u2026 \u00a0:):):D:D:D<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n- Neskujiet dibenu!<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
“Nek\u0101d\u0101 gad\u012bjum\u0101 neskujiet savu dibena apmatojumu. Nesen es pie\u013c\u0101vu savu m\u016b\u017ea liel\u0101ko k\u013c\u016bdu un nu es v\u0113los padal\u012bties ar savu st\u0101stu, lai j\u016bs var\u0113tu m\u0101c\u012bties no manas k\u013c\u016bdas. Tas viss s\u0101k\u0101s ar manu probl\u0113mu norm\u0101li pakak\u0101t.<\/p>\n
N\u0113, man nebija aizciet\u0113jumi, t\u0101 nebija ar\u012b kak\u0101\u0161anas regularit\u0101te \u2014 t\u0101 bija kak\u0101\u0161anas tehnika. Liekas, mani dibena mati bija ataugu\u0161i tik gari, ka maz\u0101s fek\u0101liju bumbi\u0146as (ziemas \u0137ir\u0161i – red. piez.) s\u0101ka \u0137erties mana dibena biezajos d\u017eung\u013cos. Tas mani padar\u012bja traku, ZINOT, ka v\u0113l ir kaut kas ko nokrat\u012bt no dibena, bet d\u0113\u013c \u0161iem lip\u012bgajiem s\u016bdiem, kas kar\u0101jas mana dibena matos, to nav iesp\u0113jams izdar\u012bt. Galu gal\u0101 man b\u016btu divas iesp\u0113jas: vai nu ar pap\u012bru uzman\u012bgi nokabin\u0101t \u0161os kukul\u012b\u0161us (kas pras\u012btu \u013coti lielu precizit\u0101ti, par cik es neredzu, ko es tur daru), lai izvair\u012btos no \u0161\u012b rad\u012bjuma izsm\u0113r\u0113\u0161anas pa visu dibena spraugu, vai ar\u012b vienk\u0101r\u0161i brut\u0101li slauc\u012bt un cer\u0113t, ka var\u0113\u0161u visu not\u012br\u012bt pirms pods neb\u016bs p\u0101rb\u0101zts ar pap\u012briem, t\u0101dej\u0101di zaud\u0113jot iesp\u0113jas to visu noskalot.<\/p>\n
Es apdom\u0101ju savu probl\u0113mu un nol\u0113mu r\u012bkoties p\u0113c tobr\u012bd \u0161\u0137ietami spo\u017e\u0101s idejas. \u201cTas ta\u010du ir mans dibens un mani dibena mati, vai ne? Tad k\u0101p\u0113c gan man \u0161os matus vienk\u0101r\u0161i neizn\u012bcin\u0101t, jo tad manas p\u013cekas birs k\u0101 sm\u0113r\u0113tas\u201d Es pie sevis dom\u0101ju. \u0160is pazi\u0146ojums ieies v\u0113stur\u0113 kop\u0101 ar citiem no\u017e\u0113lojamiem pazi\u0146ojumiem, k\u0101 \u201cCik gan daudz indi\u0101\u0146u tur var\u0113tu b\u016bt?\u201d vai \u201c\u0160\u012b ir piem\u0113rota diena lai brauktu\u201d, vai ar\u012b \u201cL\u016bk AOL tagad ir pilna pieeja Usenet\u201d. Un tiem pievienosies ar\u012b mana ideja par dibena sk\u016b\u0161anu.<\/p>\n
\u0160o tik \u013coti atbild\u012bgo oper\u0101ciju veicu taj\u0101 pa\u0161\u0101 nakt\u012b ar l\u0113tu, vienreiz lietojamu skuvekli un dvieli uz k\u0101 s\u0113d\u0113t. S\u0101kot no apak\u0161as, no dibena spraugas, l\u012bdz pat dibena vaigiem, s\u0101ku gr\u016bto atbr\u012bvo\u0161anos no dibena matiem uzdevumu. Norm\u0101los apst\u0101k\u013cos vajadz\u0113tu skuvekli att\u012br\u012bt no sask\u016btajiem matiem un da\u017e\u0101d\u0101m g\u013cot\u0101m, ko es ar\u012b dar\u012bju, tam izmantojot dvieli. L\u0113n\u0101m, mani dibena kalni un dibena sprauga s\u0101ka l\u012bdzin\u0101ties maza b\u0113rna dibenam. Visbeidzot, p\u0113d\u0113jo reizi izt\u012br\u012bju skuvekli un apskat\u012bju savu darbu. Dvielis bija pilns ar dibena matiem, bet pats dibens bija gluds un maigs k\u0101 z\u012bds. Es pasmaid\u012bju, dom\u0101jot, ka nu man\u0101m b\u0113d\u0101m ir gals.<\/p>\n
Viss tikai s\u0101k\u0101s.<\/p>\n
Tagad man ir liels respekts pret dibena apmatojumu. Glu\u017ei k\u0101 visam, ko Dievs ir rad\u012bjis, ir liela noz\u012bme eksistenc\u0113. Tikai dienu p\u0113c sava varo\u0146darba, sapratu cik liela noz\u012bme ir tam, ka tev ir matains dibens. Pirmk\u0101rt, apmatojums nodro\u0161ina berzi. To es sapratu jau n\u0101ko\u0161aj\u0101 dien\u0101, kad es izg\u0101ju \u0101r\u0101 no m\u0101jas lai dotos uz m\u0101c\u012bbu stund\u0101m. P\u0113c uzie\u0161anas pa trep\u0113m uz otro st\u0101vu, s\u0101kot sv\u012bst, sajutu kaut ko nepat\u012bkamu. Sviedri kr\u0101j\u0101s man\u0101 dibena spraug\u0101 un rad\u012bja nepat\u012bkamas saj\u016btas maniem dibena vaigiem, kad ik uz katra so\u013ca tie s\u0101ka sl\u012bd\u0113t viens gar otru. Dom\u0101ju aiziet uz tualeti un noslauc\u012bt dibenu, bet bija j\u0101steidzas uz stundu. Galu gal\u0101 nodom\u0101ju, ka gan jau sa\u017e\u016bs.<\/p>\n
Tie sa\u017euva. Diem\u017e\u0113l sa\u017euva kop\u0101 ar mikroskopisk\u0101m kaku da\u013ci\u0146\u0101m, kas atrad\u0101s pie manas atveres. Kad es piec\u0113los k\u0101j\u0101s, mani dibena vaigi bija salipu\u0161i kop\u0101 ar g\u013cotaino, lip\u012bgo sviedru un kaku masu. L\u012bdz es s\u0101ku ce\u013cu sav\u0101m koj\u0101m, s\u0101ka niez\u0113t. Velns, k\u0101 niez\u0113ja Lik\u0101s, ka vesels skudru p\u016bznis ce\u013co uz aug\u0161u un leju starp maniem dibena vaigiem. C\u012bnoties ar v\u0113lmi pakas\u012bt dibenu, es pa\u0101trin\u0101ju tempus, lai tikai \u0101tr\u0101k tiktu uz koj\u0101m.<\/p>\n
Diem\u017e\u0113l \u0161\u012b nodarb\u012bba lika man atkal sv\u012bst, un l\u012bdz es tiku l\u012bdz savai istabai, mani dibena vaigi atkal sl\u012bd\u0113ja viens gar otru, turpu \u0161urpu, k\u0101 div\u0101m uzbudin\u0101t\u0101m vard\u0113m. Es \u0101tri novilku bikses un nost\u0101jos ar dibenu priek\u0161\u0101 ventilatoram un pav\u0113ru savu dibenu pret to. L\u012bdz ko es pav\u0113ru savus dibena vaigus, uzvirmoja \u0161ausmino\u0161a smaka, kas piepild\u012bja visu istabu. Visi su\u0146i \u010detru kvart\u0101lu r\u0101dius\u0101 s\u0101ka gaudot. Tas bija pats liel\u0101kais murgs, kad mana dibena nobriedin\u0101t\u0101 sviedru un kaku smaka sapl\u016bda ventilator\u0101 un tad no ventilatora p\u016bta man sej\u0101. Es c\u012bn\u012bjos ar vem\u0161anu, kam\u0113r mans dibens izdal\u012bja asu smaku, kur\u0101 bija saj\u016btams sviedru un pa\u0161a kaku arom\u0101ts, kuru man sej\u0101 p\u016bta ventilators. Un pr\u0101t\u0101 bija tikai viena doma: \u201cT\u0101 tas turpin\u0101sies l\u012bdz ataugs dibena apmatojums. Ned\u0113\u013c\u0101m ilgi.\u201d<\/p>\n
V\u0113l\u0101k, c\u012bnoties ar savu probl\u0113mu, es pie katras izdev\u012bbas slauc\u012bju dibenu. Es atkl\u0101ju v\u0113l vienu dibena matu priek\u0161roc\u012bbu \u2014 ventil\u0101ciju. Katru reizi, kad es palaidu pirdienu, tas palika iespr\u016bdis starp dibena vaigiem. Ac\u012bmredzot s\u0101rtie br\u0101\u013ci bez matiem, var rad\u012bt vakuumu, kad tie ir saspiesti kop\u0101, kas rad\u012bja tracino\u0161us pirdienus, kas ce\u013co starp dibena vaigiem, k\u0101 apmald\u012bjies \u017eurka.<\/p>\n
It k\u0101 ar to neb\u016btu pietieko\u0161i daudz moc\u012bbas. Tagad es piedz\u012bvoju jaunas moc\u012bbas. K\u0101 jebkur\u0161, kas ir jebko noskuvis zina, ka apmatojumam ataugot, tas vispirms par\u0101d\u0101s k\u0101 rug\u0101ji. Iedom\u0101jies savu dibenu k\u0101 divas dienas nesk\u016btu b\u0101rdu. L\u016bk, tas ir tas, ar ko es tagad c\u012bnos. T\u0101s ir ell\u012bgas mokas. Ir biju\u0161as tik daudz reizes, kad paskatos pa logu un nodom\u0101ju, k\u0101p\u0113c gan neizlekt pa to un neizbeigt savas mokas, k\u0101 slapjai pe\u013c\u0137ei uz asfalta, nevis turpin\u0101t izciest konstant\u0101s agonijas.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"P\u0101ris teksta bl\u0101\u0137i, lai nepazustu:<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-8","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-bez-kategorijas","7":"category-smiekligi","8":"h-entry","9":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drinkits.lv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drinkits.lv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drinkits.lv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drinkits.lv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drinkits.lv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.drinkits.lv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drinkits.lv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drinkits.lv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drinkits.lv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Pie draudzenes<\/strong><\/h5>\n\nM\u016bsu grup\u0101 m\u0101c\u0101s meitene Anna. Vi\u0146ai lab\u0101k ietu v\u0101rds Malv\u012bne \u2013 lielas, zilas acis, natur\u0101la blond\u012bna, skaista, pareiza fig\u016bra.<\/div>\nKant\u0113jas kl\u0101t visi, bet pagaid\u0101m nevienu nelai\u017e kl\u0101t.<\/div>\nNu vot, pag\u0101ju\u0161aj\u0101 piektdien\u0101 man sagrib\u0113j\u0101s vi\u0146ai uzrakst\u012bt sms. Negaid\u012bti vi\u0146a man atbild\u0113ja. V\u0101rds v\u0101rd\u0101, sarun\u0101j\u0101m satikties kafejn\u012bc\u0101 p\u0113c stundas.<\/div>\n<\/div>\nKafejn\u012bca ir pie vi\u0146as m\u0101j\u0101m, bet man j\u0101brauc caur visu pils\u0113tu. Es \u0101tri \u0123\u0113rbjos, tiri piri, p\u0113k\u0161\u0146i j\u016btu, ka grib\u0101s dirst. Ne tik sp\u0113c\u012bgi, drusci\u0146 tikai\u2026 Bet grib\u0101s. Laika padirst vairs nav. Nu, dom\u0101ju, hu\u013ci, atgriez\u012b\u0161os m\u0101j\u0101s un padirs\u012b\u0161u.<\/div>\n\u0136eru taksi un braucu uz kafejn\u012bcu, pas\u016btu kafiju, v\u0113l kafiju, v\u0113l kafiju, o, Anni\u0146a atn\u0101ca, vi\u0146ai martini, man alu, v\u0113l martini, man alu.<\/div>\nJ\u016btu, ka jau gribu ar\u012b m\u012bzt. Tas ir \u2013 m\u012bzt un dirst, bet ne tik sp\u0113c\u012bgi. Bet te Anni\u0146a saka: \u201cA braucam pie manis, man ome m\u0101j\u0101s baigos gardumus uztais\u012bjusi.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\nVot \u0161aj\u0101 viet\u0101 man vajadz\u0113ja vi\u0146u pas\u016bt\u012bt dirst, bet es nezin\u0101ju, k\u0101 tas viss beigsies. Nu, saku \u2013 davai, ejam! Bet m\u012bzt ta grib\u0101s, dirst ar\u012b, bet ne\u0113rti teikt, tipa, pagaidi, es uz tualeti.<\/div>\nAtbraucam pie vi\u0146as, ome tik jauka, krauj man kotlet\u012btes, sal\u0101ti\u0146us, kompoti\u0146u\u2026 B\u013bA ES DIRST GRIBU\u2026 ES VIENK\u0100R\u0160I NEVARU!!!<\/div>\nM\u012aZT TAGAD GRIB\u0100S V\u0112L VAIR\u0100K. Nu vot, tagad s\u0101k\u0101s. S\u0113\u017eu es ar \u0161\u0137\u012bbu purnu un riju, blakus Anni\u0146a ar savu roci\u0146u man zem galda gl\u0101sta k\u0101ju, a ome s\u0113\u017e un muld.<\/div>\n<\/div>\nEs nevaru piecelties un aiziet uz tualeti, ko man teikt? Piedodiet, b\u013ca, ome, j\u016bsu murgs man zajibal? N\u0113. Un Anni\u0146a k\u0101ju gl\u0101sta.<\/div>\nGl\u0101sta ar t\u0101du saj\u016btu. J\u016btu \u2013 erekcija. B\u013ca, v\u0113l tevis pietr\u016bka.<\/div>\nTagad es gribu m\u012bzt, dirst, bet tam visam kl\u0101t v\u0113l r\u012bks st\u0101v. Ome te p\u0113k\u0161\u0146i at\u010duh\u0146\u012bj\u0101s, ka vi\u0146ai seri\u0101lu j\u0101skat\u0101s, a j\u016bs, b\u0113rni, s\u0113diet. Aiziet prom.<\/div>\nEs vairs nevaru iztur\u0113t, uzvelku smaidu uz sejas un saku Anni\u0146ai, ka vajag uz tualeti. Vi\u0146a \u2013 j\u0101, j\u0101, protams.<\/div>\n<\/div>\nAizskrienu uz tualeti, bet tur\u2026 DIRST, M\u012aZT UN ST\u0100V! AR KO LAI S\u0100K????<\/div>\n1. Nu es pieliecos, cen\u0161os ieb\u0101zt savu stienu tualet\u0113, lai pam\u012bztu. Atsl\u0101binu musku\u013cus un j\u016btu, ka s\u016bdi n\u0101k l\u012bst \u0101r\u0101 no paka\u013cas.<\/div>\n2. STOP! Lab\u0101k aps\u0113d\u012b\u0161os, izdirs\u012b\u0161os, cen\u0161oties neapm\u012bzties. Aps\u0113dos, saspiedu locekli, cen\u0161os dirst un vienlaic\u012bgi s\u0101ku m\u012bzt.<\/div>\n3. STOP! Gandr\u012bz zaud\u0113ju sama\u0146u no dilemmas DIRST-M\u012aZT-STIENIS. S\u0113\u017eot tualet\u0113 centos nolaist r\u012bku starp k\u0101j\u0101m tualet\u0113, bet stienis\u2026 Gandr\u012bz salauzu vi\u0146u. Pa to laiku uz gr\u012bdas jau bija neliela pe\u013c\u0137e. Es pieliecos, lai r\u012bks b\u016btu tualet\u0113, bet paka\u013ca perpendikul\u0101ri tai, dom\u0101ju, ka tr\u0101p\u012b\u0161u. Huj tur bija, nedaudz apdirsu tualeti. Man panika, viss s\u0101p. Gribas dirst, m\u012bzt, st\u0101v pimpis, asaras ac\u012bs un tualet\u0113 jau smird.<\/div>\n4.<\/div>\n5. UN TE P\u0100R MANI N\u0100CA APSKAIDR\u012aBA! Padirst un pam\u012bzt vienlaic\u012bgi var vann\u0101, bet p\u0113c tam visu noskalot!<\/div>\n6. S\u0113\u017eos vann\u0101 un\u2026 padirsu, pam\u012bzu, bet r\u012bks t\u0101 ar\u012b st\u0101v\u2026 Nu labi, lai st\u0101v, vairs netrauc\u0113. Galv\u0101 dzied en\u0123e\u013ci. Ziniet to dziesmu \u2013 aleluja, aleluja?<\/div>\n7. \u0145emu du\u0161u un s\u0101ku skalot s\u016bdus. Bet vi\u0146i netiek cauri, tur, b\u013ca, ir reste. Ar rok\u0101m iegr\u016bst ar\u012b nevaru. Smird ne\u017e\u0113l\u012bgi, vanna piepild\u0113s, s\u016bdi peld.<\/div>\n8. ATKAL PANIKA. Un te p\u0113k\u0161\u0146i klauv\u0113jieni pie durv\u012bm. Anni\u0146as balss: \u201cK\u0101p\u0113c tu iesl\u0113dzi du\u0161u?\u201d B\u013c\u0101, ko atbild\u0113t? \u201cNu es nol\u0113mu ieiet du\u0161\u0101.\u201d \u201cTu gal\u012bgi traks esi? K\u0101p\u0113c? Man om\u012bte ir m\u0101j\u0101s!\u201d Man aptumsoj\u0101s smadzenes un es pateicu: \u201cDom\u0101ju ar seksu nodarboties\u201d \u201cKO???? Es eju iek\u0161\u0101\u201d \u201cL\u016bdzu tevi, neej\u201d Smirdo\u0146ai laikam vajadz\u0113ja nok\u013c\u016bt l\u012bdz durv\u012bm. Anni\u0146a atver durvis un\u2026 tur vnk t\u0101da bilde. St\u0101vu bez apak\u0161biks\u0113m vann\u0101 ar st\u0101vo\u0161u pimpi, ar fek\u0101liju atlikumiem pa visu \u0137ermeni, vanna pilna ar br\u016bnu \u016bdeni, kur\u0101 peld s\u016bdi, gr\u012bda apdirsta un apm\u012bzta. Anni\u0146as kliedzienu es neaizmirs\u012b\u0161u nekad. Es sav\u0101cu savas mantas, izskr\u0113ju koridor\u012b un r\u0101vos uz izejas durv\u012bm. P\u0113d\u0113jais, ko es atceros, t\u0101s bija aptraku\u0161\u0101s omes acis, kas rea\u0123\u0113 uz mazmeitas kliedziena ska\u0146u un puskailu mani s\u016bdos ar st\u0101vo\u0161u pimpi, pingv\u012bna poz\u0101 skrienot pa koridoru uz izejas durv\u012bm. Po\u0123ik\u0101 \u0101tri noslauc\u012bjos ar turpat atrastaj\u0101m av\u012bz\u0113m un braucu uz m\u0101j\u0101m.<\/div>\n<\/div>\nUniversit\u0101t\u0113 nebiju jau tr\u012bs dienas un diez vai tur k\u0101dreiz par\u0101d\u012b\u0161os\u2026 \u00a0:):):D:D:D<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n- Neskujiet dibenu!<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
“Nek\u0101d\u0101 gad\u012bjum\u0101 neskujiet savu dibena apmatojumu. Nesen es pie\u013c\u0101vu savu m\u016b\u017ea liel\u0101ko k\u013c\u016bdu un nu es v\u0113los padal\u012bties ar savu st\u0101stu, lai j\u016bs var\u0113tu m\u0101c\u012bties no manas k\u013c\u016bdas. Tas viss s\u0101k\u0101s ar manu probl\u0113mu norm\u0101li pakak\u0101t.<\/p>\n
N\u0113, man nebija aizciet\u0113jumi, t\u0101 nebija ar\u012b kak\u0101\u0161anas regularit\u0101te \u2014 t\u0101 bija kak\u0101\u0161anas tehnika. Liekas, mani dibena mati bija ataugu\u0161i tik gari, ka maz\u0101s fek\u0101liju bumbi\u0146as (ziemas \u0137ir\u0161i – red. piez.) s\u0101ka \u0137erties mana dibena biezajos d\u017eung\u013cos. Tas mani padar\u012bja traku, ZINOT, ka v\u0113l ir kaut kas ko nokrat\u012bt no dibena, bet d\u0113\u013c \u0161iem lip\u012bgajiem s\u016bdiem, kas kar\u0101jas mana dibena matos, to nav iesp\u0113jams izdar\u012bt. Galu gal\u0101 man b\u016btu divas iesp\u0113jas: vai nu ar pap\u012bru uzman\u012bgi nokabin\u0101t \u0161os kukul\u012b\u0161us (kas pras\u012btu \u013coti lielu precizit\u0101ti, par cik es neredzu, ko es tur daru), lai izvair\u012btos no \u0161\u012b rad\u012bjuma izsm\u0113r\u0113\u0161anas pa visu dibena spraugu, vai ar\u012b vienk\u0101r\u0161i brut\u0101li slauc\u012bt un cer\u0113t, ka var\u0113\u0161u visu not\u012br\u012bt pirms pods neb\u016bs p\u0101rb\u0101zts ar pap\u012briem, t\u0101dej\u0101di zaud\u0113jot iesp\u0113jas to visu noskalot.<\/p>\n
Es apdom\u0101ju savu probl\u0113mu un nol\u0113mu r\u012bkoties p\u0113c tobr\u012bd \u0161\u0137ietami spo\u017e\u0101s idejas. \u201cTas ta\u010du ir mans dibens un mani dibena mati, vai ne? Tad k\u0101p\u0113c gan man \u0161os matus vienk\u0101r\u0161i neizn\u012bcin\u0101t, jo tad manas p\u013cekas birs k\u0101 sm\u0113r\u0113tas\u201d Es pie sevis dom\u0101ju. \u0160is pazi\u0146ojums ieies v\u0113stur\u0113 kop\u0101 ar citiem no\u017e\u0113lojamiem pazi\u0146ojumiem, k\u0101 \u201cCik gan daudz indi\u0101\u0146u tur var\u0113tu b\u016bt?\u201d vai \u201c\u0160\u012b ir piem\u0113rota diena lai brauktu\u201d, vai ar\u012b \u201cL\u016bk AOL tagad ir pilna pieeja Usenet\u201d. Un tiem pievienosies ar\u012b mana ideja par dibena sk\u016b\u0161anu.<\/p>\n
\u0160o tik \u013coti atbild\u012bgo oper\u0101ciju veicu taj\u0101 pa\u0161\u0101 nakt\u012b ar l\u0113tu, vienreiz lietojamu skuvekli un dvieli uz k\u0101 s\u0113d\u0113t. S\u0101kot no apak\u0161as, no dibena spraugas, l\u012bdz pat dibena vaigiem, s\u0101ku gr\u016bto atbr\u012bvo\u0161anos no dibena matiem uzdevumu. Norm\u0101los apst\u0101k\u013cos vajadz\u0113tu skuvekli att\u012br\u012bt no sask\u016btajiem matiem un da\u017e\u0101d\u0101m g\u013cot\u0101m, ko es ar\u012b dar\u012bju, tam izmantojot dvieli. L\u0113n\u0101m, mani dibena kalni un dibena sprauga s\u0101ka l\u012bdzin\u0101ties maza b\u0113rna dibenam. Visbeidzot, p\u0113d\u0113jo reizi izt\u012br\u012bju skuvekli un apskat\u012bju savu darbu. Dvielis bija pilns ar dibena matiem, bet pats dibens bija gluds un maigs k\u0101 z\u012bds. Es pasmaid\u012bju, dom\u0101jot, ka nu man\u0101m b\u0113d\u0101m ir gals.<\/p>\n
Viss tikai s\u0101k\u0101s.<\/p>\n
Tagad man ir liels respekts pret dibena apmatojumu. Glu\u017ei k\u0101 visam, ko Dievs ir rad\u012bjis, ir liela noz\u012bme eksistenc\u0113. Tikai dienu p\u0113c sava varo\u0146darba, sapratu cik liela noz\u012bme ir tam, ka tev ir matains dibens. Pirmk\u0101rt, apmatojums nodro\u0161ina berzi. To es sapratu jau n\u0101ko\u0161aj\u0101 dien\u0101, kad es izg\u0101ju \u0101r\u0101 no m\u0101jas lai dotos uz m\u0101c\u012bbu stund\u0101m. P\u0113c uzie\u0161anas pa trep\u0113m uz otro st\u0101vu, s\u0101kot sv\u012bst, sajutu kaut ko nepat\u012bkamu. Sviedri kr\u0101j\u0101s man\u0101 dibena spraug\u0101 un rad\u012bja nepat\u012bkamas saj\u016btas maniem dibena vaigiem, kad ik uz katra so\u013ca tie s\u0101ka sl\u012bd\u0113t viens gar otru. Dom\u0101ju aiziet uz tualeti un noslauc\u012bt dibenu, bet bija j\u0101steidzas uz stundu. Galu gal\u0101 nodom\u0101ju, ka gan jau sa\u017e\u016bs.<\/p>\n
Tie sa\u017euva. Diem\u017e\u0113l sa\u017euva kop\u0101 ar mikroskopisk\u0101m kaku da\u013ci\u0146\u0101m, kas atrad\u0101s pie manas atveres. Kad es piec\u0113los k\u0101j\u0101s, mani dibena vaigi bija salipu\u0161i kop\u0101 ar g\u013cotaino, lip\u012bgo sviedru un kaku masu. L\u012bdz es s\u0101ku ce\u013cu sav\u0101m koj\u0101m, s\u0101ka niez\u0113t. Velns, k\u0101 niez\u0113ja Lik\u0101s, ka vesels skudru p\u016bznis ce\u013co uz aug\u0161u un leju starp maniem dibena vaigiem. C\u012bnoties ar v\u0113lmi pakas\u012bt dibenu, es pa\u0101trin\u0101ju tempus, lai tikai \u0101tr\u0101k tiktu uz koj\u0101m.<\/p>\n
Diem\u017e\u0113l \u0161\u012b nodarb\u012bba lika man atkal sv\u012bst, un l\u012bdz es tiku l\u012bdz savai istabai, mani dibena vaigi atkal sl\u012bd\u0113ja viens gar otru, turpu \u0161urpu, k\u0101 div\u0101m uzbudin\u0101t\u0101m vard\u0113m. Es \u0101tri novilku bikses un nost\u0101jos ar dibenu priek\u0161\u0101 ventilatoram un pav\u0113ru savu dibenu pret to. L\u012bdz ko es pav\u0113ru savus dibena vaigus, uzvirmoja \u0161ausmino\u0161a smaka, kas piepild\u012bja visu istabu. Visi su\u0146i \u010detru kvart\u0101lu r\u0101dius\u0101 s\u0101ka gaudot. Tas bija pats liel\u0101kais murgs, kad mana dibena nobriedin\u0101t\u0101 sviedru un kaku smaka sapl\u016bda ventilator\u0101 un tad no ventilatora p\u016bta man sej\u0101. Es c\u012bn\u012bjos ar vem\u0161anu, kam\u0113r mans dibens izdal\u012bja asu smaku, kur\u0101 bija saj\u016btams sviedru un pa\u0161a kaku arom\u0101ts, kuru man sej\u0101 p\u016bta ventilators. Un pr\u0101t\u0101 bija tikai viena doma: \u201cT\u0101 tas turpin\u0101sies l\u012bdz ataugs dibena apmatojums. Ned\u0113\u013c\u0101m ilgi.\u201d<\/p>\n
V\u0113l\u0101k, c\u012bnoties ar savu probl\u0113mu, es pie katras izdev\u012bbas slauc\u012bju dibenu. Es atkl\u0101ju v\u0113l vienu dibena matu priek\u0161roc\u012bbu \u2014 ventil\u0101ciju. Katru reizi, kad es palaidu pirdienu, tas palika iespr\u016bdis starp dibena vaigiem. Ac\u012bmredzot s\u0101rtie br\u0101\u013ci bez matiem, var rad\u012bt vakuumu, kad tie ir saspiesti kop\u0101, kas rad\u012bja tracino\u0161us pirdienus, kas ce\u013co starp dibena vaigiem, k\u0101 apmald\u012bjies \u017eurka.<\/p>\n
It k\u0101 ar to neb\u016btu pietieko\u0161i daudz moc\u012bbas. Tagad es piedz\u012bvoju jaunas moc\u012bbas. K\u0101 jebkur\u0161, kas ir jebko noskuvis zina, ka apmatojumam ataugot, tas vispirms par\u0101d\u0101s k\u0101 rug\u0101ji. Iedom\u0101jies savu dibenu k\u0101 divas dienas nesk\u016btu b\u0101rdu. L\u016bk, tas ir tas, ar ko es tagad c\u012bnos. T\u0101s ir ell\u012bgas mokas. Ir biju\u0161as tik daudz reizes, kad paskatos pa logu un nodom\u0101ju, k\u0101p\u0113c gan neizlekt pa to un neizbeigt savas mokas, k\u0101 slapjai pe\u013c\u0137ei uz asfalta, nevis turpin\u0101t izciest konstant\u0101s agonijas.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"P\u0101ris teksta bl\u0101\u0137i, lai nepazustu:<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-8","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-bez-kategorijas","7":"category-smiekligi","8":"h-entry","9":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drinkits.lv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drinkits.lv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drinkits.lv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drinkits.lv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drinkits.lv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.drinkits.lv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drinkits.lv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drinkits.lv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drinkits.lv\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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- Neskujiet dibenu!<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
“Nek\u0101d\u0101 gad\u012bjum\u0101 neskujiet savu dibena apmatojumu. Nesen es pie\u013c\u0101vu savu m\u016b\u017ea liel\u0101ko k\u013c\u016bdu un nu es v\u0113los padal\u012bties ar savu st\u0101stu, lai j\u016bs var\u0113tu m\u0101c\u012bties no manas k\u013c\u016bdas. Tas viss s\u0101k\u0101s ar manu probl\u0113mu norm\u0101li pakak\u0101t.<\/p>\n
N\u0113, man nebija aizciet\u0113jumi, t\u0101 nebija ar\u012b kak\u0101\u0161anas regularit\u0101te \u2014 t\u0101 bija kak\u0101\u0161anas tehnika. Liekas, mani dibena mati bija ataugu\u0161i tik gari, ka maz\u0101s fek\u0101liju bumbi\u0146as (ziemas \u0137ir\u0161i – red. piez.) s\u0101ka \u0137erties mana dibena biezajos d\u017eung\u013cos. Tas mani padar\u012bja traku, ZINOT, ka v\u0113l ir kaut kas ko nokrat\u012bt no dibena, bet d\u0113\u013c \u0161iem lip\u012bgajiem s\u016bdiem, kas kar\u0101jas mana dibena matos, to nav iesp\u0113jams izdar\u012bt. Galu gal\u0101 man b\u016btu divas iesp\u0113jas: vai nu ar pap\u012bru uzman\u012bgi nokabin\u0101t \u0161os kukul\u012b\u0161us (kas pras\u012btu \u013coti lielu precizit\u0101ti, par cik es neredzu, ko es tur daru), lai izvair\u012btos no \u0161\u012b rad\u012bjuma izsm\u0113r\u0113\u0161anas pa visu dibena spraugu, vai ar\u012b vienk\u0101r\u0161i brut\u0101li slauc\u012bt un cer\u0113t, ka var\u0113\u0161u visu not\u012br\u012bt pirms pods neb\u016bs p\u0101rb\u0101zts ar pap\u012briem, t\u0101dej\u0101di zaud\u0113jot iesp\u0113jas to visu noskalot.<\/p>\n
Es apdom\u0101ju savu probl\u0113mu un nol\u0113mu r\u012bkoties p\u0113c tobr\u012bd \u0161\u0137ietami spo\u017e\u0101s idejas. \u201cTas ta\u010du ir mans dibens un mani dibena mati, vai ne? Tad k\u0101p\u0113c gan man \u0161os matus vienk\u0101r\u0161i neizn\u012bcin\u0101t, jo tad manas p\u013cekas birs k\u0101 sm\u0113r\u0113tas\u201d Es pie sevis dom\u0101ju. \u0160is pazi\u0146ojums ieies v\u0113stur\u0113 kop\u0101 ar citiem no\u017e\u0113lojamiem pazi\u0146ojumiem, k\u0101 \u201cCik gan daudz indi\u0101\u0146u tur var\u0113tu b\u016bt?\u201d vai \u201c\u0160\u012b ir piem\u0113rota diena lai brauktu\u201d, vai ar\u012b \u201cL\u016bk AOL tagad ir pilna pieeja Usenet\u201d. Un tiem pievienosies ar\u012b mana ideja par dibena sk\u016b\u0161anu.<\/p>\n
\u0160o tik \u013coti atbild\u012bgo oper\u0101ciju veicu taj\u0101 pa\u0161\u0101 nakt\u012b ar l\u0113tu, vienreiz lietojamu skuvekli un dvieli uz k\u0101 s\u0113d\u0113t. S\u0101kot no apak\u0161as, no dibena spraugas, l\u012bdz pat dibena vaigiem, s\u0101ku gr\u016bto atbr\u012bvo\u0161anos no dibena matiem uzdevumu. Norm\u0101los apst\u0101k\u013cos vajadz\u0113tu skuvekli att\u012br\u012bt no sask\u016btajiem matiem un da\u017e\u0101d\u0101m g\u013cot\u0101m, ko es ar\u012b dar\u012bju, tam izmantojot dvieli. L\u0113n\u0101m, mani dibena kalni un dibena sprauga s\u0101ka l\u012bdzin\u0101ties maza b\u0113rna dibenam. Visbeidzot, p\u0113d\u0113jo reizi izt\u012br\u012bju skuvekli un apskat\u012bju savu darbu. Dvielis bija pilns ar dibena matiem, bet pats dibens bija gluds un maigs k\u0101 z\u012bds. Es pasmaid\u012bju, dom\u0101jot, ka nu man\u0101m b\u0113d\u0101m ir gals.<\/p>\n
Viss tikai s\u0101k\u0101s.<\/p>\n
Tagad man ir liels respekts pret dibena apmatojumu. Glu\u017ei k\u0101 visam, ko Dievs ir rad\u012bjis, ir liela noz\u012bme eksistenc\u0113. Tikai dienu p\u0113c sava varo\u0146darba, sapratu cik liela noz\u012bme ir tam, ka tev ir matains dibens. Pirmk\u0101rt, apmatojums nodro\u0161ina berzi. To es sapratu jau n\u0101ko\u0161aj\u0101 dien\u0101, kad es izg\u0101ju \u0101r\u0101 no m\u0101jas lai dotos uz m\u0101c\u012bbu stund\u0101m. P\u0113c uzie\u0161anas pa trep\u0113m uz otro st\u0101vu, s\u0101kot sv\u012bst, sajutu kaut ko nepat\u012bkamu. Sviedri kr\u0101j\u0101s man\u0101 dibena spraug\u0101 un rad\u012bja nepat\u012bkamas saj\u016btas maniem dibena vaigiem, kad ik uz katra so\u013ca tie s\u0101ka sl\u012bd\u0113t viens gar otru. Dom\u0101ju aiziet uz tualeti un noslauc\u012bt dibenu, bet bija j\u0101steidzas uz stundu. Galu gal\u0101 nodom\u0101ju, ka gan jau sa\u017e\u016bs.<\/p>\n
Tie sa\u017euva. Diem\u017e\u0113l sa\u017euva kop\u0101 ar mikroskopisk\u0101m kaku da\u013ci\u0146\u0101m, kas atrad\u0101s pie manas atveres. Kad es piec\u0113los k\u0101j\u0101s, mani dibena vaigi bija salipu\u0161i kop\u0101 ar g\u013cotaino, lip\u012bgo sviedru un kaku masu. L\u012bdz es s\u0101ku ce\u013cu sav\u0101m koj\u0101m, s\u0101ka niez\u0113t. Velns, k\u0101 niez\u0113ja Lik\u0101s, ka vesels skudru p\u016bznis ce\u013co uz aug\u0161u un leju starp maniem dibena vaigiem. C\u012bnoties ar v\u0113lmi pakas\u012bt dibenu, es pa\u0101trin\u0101ju tempus, lai tikai \u0101tr\u0101k tiktu uz koj\u0101m.<\/p>\n
Diem\u017e\u0113l \u0161\u012b nodarb\u012bba lika man atkal sv\u012bst, un l\u012bdz es tiku l\u012bdz savai istabai, mani dibena vaigi atkal sl\u012bd\u0113ja viens gar otru, turpu \u0161urpu, k\u0101 div\u0101m uzbudin\u0101t\u0101m vard\u0113m. Es \u0101tri novilku bikses un nost\u0101jos ar dibenu priek\u0161\u0101 ventilatoram un pav\u0113ru savu dibenu pret to. L\u012bdz ko es pav\u0113ru savus dibena vaigus, uzvirmoja \u0161ausmino\u0161a smaka, kas piepild\u012bja visu istabu. Visi su\u0146i \u010detru kvart\u0101lu r\u0101dius\u0101 s\u0101ka gaudot. Tas bija pats liel\u0101kais murgs, kad mana dibena nobriedin\u0101t\u0101 sviedru un kaku smaka sapl\u016bda ventilator\u0101 un tad no ventilatora p\u016bta man sej\u0101. Es c\u012bn\u012bjos ar vem\u0161anu, kam\u0113r mans dibens izdal\u012bja asu smaku, kur\u0101 bija saj\u016btams sviedru un pa\u0161a kaku arom\u0101ts, kuru man sej\u0101 p\u016bta ventilators. Un pr\u0101t\u0101 bija tikai viena doma: \u201cT\u0101 tas turpin\u0101sies l\u012bdz ataugs dibena apmatojums. Ned\u0113\u013c\u0101m ilgi.\u201d<\/p>\n
V\u0113l\u0101k, c\u012bnoties ar savu probl\u0113mu, es pie katras izdev\u012bbas slauc\u012bju dibenu. Es atkl\u0101ju v\u0113l vienu dibena matu priek\u0161roc\u012bbu \u2014 ventil\u0101ciju. Katru reizi, kad es palaidu pirdienu, tas palika iespr\u016bdis starp dibena vaigiem. Ac\u012bmredzot s\u0101rtie br\u0101\u013ci bez matiem, var rad\u012bt vakuumu, kad tie ir saspiesti kop\u0101, kas rad\u012bja tracino\u0161us pirdienus, kas ce\u013co starp dibena vaigiem, k\u0101 apmald\u012bjies \u017eurka.<\/p>\n
It k\u0101 ar to neb\u016btu pietieko\u0161i daudz moc\u012bbas. Tagad es piedz\u012bvoju jaunas moc\u012bbas. K\u0101 jebkur\u0161, kas ir jebko noskuvis zina, ka apmatojumam ataugot, tas vispirms par\u0101d\u0101s k\u0101 rug\u0101ji. Iedom\u0101jies savu dibenu k\u0101 divas dienas nesk\u016btu b\u0101rdu. L\u016bk, tas ir tas, ar ko es tagad c\u012bnos. T\u0101s ir ell\u012bgas mokas. Ir biju\u0161as tik daudz reizes, kad paskatos pa logu un nodom\u0101ju, k\u0101p\u0113c gan neizlekt pa to un neizbeigt savas mokas, k\u0101 slapjai pe\u013c\u0137ei uz asfalta, nevis turpin\u0101t izciest konstant\u0101s agonijas.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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